So there was this guy that I dated years ago when I was in school.

He was an a-hole, straight up. He would ask me to drive him around, help him with his homework, basically be his mom. Well one day he asked me to purchase a pair of jeans for him, and he swore up and down he would pay me back.

Ladies, HELLOOOO!!!! If a guy EVER asks you for money, you better run like the plague.

Well, I didn’t do that. My naive and silly self actually believed that he would pay me back. Weeks later, after I realized I wasn’t gonna get the money, I should have said “good riddance” and never spoke to him again.

But I wanted to seek revenge.

So what did I do?….

I went into the chemistry lab and grabbed one of the bottles of acid with intentions of pouring it on his car.

But the universe was striking me down…

I couldn’t find his car! On top of that, I drove around in my car to try to find his car, and I stupidly set the bottle on the passenger side floor of my car. What do you think happened???? The worst….The bottle of acid toppled over and burned through the carpet of the floor in my car!

Man, karma’s really a b-word! My bad intentions turned right back on me.

Guys and girls…I took this one for the team. If you even think of seeking revenge, think twice!

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