We like the CUT version. Men, women, period.

This past weekend, I was in deep conversation with a few of my new urbanized friends: Nick from Laguna Beach, Chili V from FiDi, and in Davey D from La Mission. Such a motley crew they were. And yes, the conversation was real. It was raw. It was hilarious. We somehow started about male circumcision, and all of the controversy I stirred up with my recent post.

My two cents were these: “Aren’t there hygiene issues associated with not being circumcised?”

Chili V from FiDi knew it best: “Have you ever smelled an uncut penis? Trust me, if it don’t smell good, it won’t taste good!”

EWWWWWW!!!!

Nick’s response: “DUDE! That’s disgusting. No foreskin, no five-skin, no six-skin! NO NO NO!” Nick from Laguna even recited a true story of a woman leaving a guy because she couldn’t get over the turtleneck the dude was sportin’.

Davey D’s was perplexed. “I can’t imagine a body odor coming from a guy’s johnson. That’s just weird.”

Listen, I’m no expert. Nor do I want to be. But the votes are in and sorry guys! We like the cut version better!

But WAIT WAIT WAIT! Women weren’t off the hook either. Speaking of uncut, La Mission’s Davey D led us into the conversation about a woman’s natural born-ness.

We’re talking about the vajay-a-jay… SHAVE IT!

There’s nothing more disgusting than seeing a woman’s you know what that’s not taken care of. Ladies, you gotta make the cut!

In Davey D’s words: “The natural look on a woman just isn’t good”.

We couldn’t agree more.

There’s a lot more from this conversation so stay tuned…

I’d met a guy several weeks ago who was totally cool. We got along just fab and I even sensed a little chemistry, ooooh! We had a fantastic date; conversation was flowing, he paid for the meal without hesitation, and he even walked me home.

Low and behold, I was correctomundo on the chemistry because he attempted a kiss at the end of the night.

To my total displeasure, his attempt was a freaking disaster!

Why? You might ask…

His breath smelled like a TOILET! A toilet full of cigarettes and a bunch of other nasty sh**.

Normally, my sense of smell is right on. But for some reason, I couldn’t detect the repugnancy of his breath while I was talking to him.

Seriously, it was such a shame.

I just had to turn my head. And that was the end of the night, and unfortunately, the last time I wanted to see him.

Such sadness I feel when I think that a cool guy completely ruined his chances and his reputation with foul hygiene.

This is an easy and free tip for everyone! Wash your freaking mouth out because you never know where or when you might have to use it.